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I defeated the hell wyrm! (pronounced hell worm for u my non-fantasy endorsing mates). Itz dis optional uber boss with uber stats n health (datz over 8 million hp for u). So as I was hacking it n it was hacking back (mutual discontent u understand) i noticed itz health bar was going down pretty fast which is kinda odd considering how max damage with each hit is 9999 so u do the math with AT LEAST how many hits i have to get in b4 dis ship sinks (metaphorically like, duh..)
A.N. i'm talking abt FFXII for those dat r letting the balls fly way over their heads
So the health bar (of the boss not my heroes) drains up n refills again!! Dat was wen i noticed abt 100 red dots rite below the bar. Everytime the health bar goes down, itz renewed minus 1 red dot. Now dat made ALOT more sense. If it doesn't, c me dis sunday n we can discuss ur cranial capabilities.
So after over an hr of whacking dat wyrm which looks more like a dinosaur with a piece of metal stuck around itz head (ya noe like the weird wise penguin in happy feet with the piece of rubbish around itz neck) the last red dot was kaput n victory was mine. Rewards were awesome (note: heavy sarcasm) Some cash n a cute new figure in the sky pirate's den. Dunno wad dat is (the sky pirate's den)? U dun need to noe. Yeah itz dat insignificant.
So special thanx to my heroes. Strong Basch n all-rounder Vaan for taking turns to b the beserked characters who faithfully n mindlessly hack away at the beast, handsome Balthier for casting protect spells n chipping in with some damage as well n last but not least, Her Royal Highness Ashe who had to constantly cast curing n ressurection (called Arise) spells to make dis all work.
Dragon-Blooded
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